"Disney is so good at being good that it manifests evil; so uniformly efficient and courteous, so dependably clean and conscientious, so unfailingly entertaining that it's unreal, and therefore is an agent of pure wickedness . . . Disney isn't in the business of exploiting Nature so much as striving to improve upon it, constantly fine-tuning God's work." -from "Team Rodent." From the "Library of Contemporary Thought."

(Key Words: Essays, Social Critique, Sociology, Carl Hiaasen, Disney).